if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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We get down every Friday night, dancin’ and grindin’ in the pale moonlight.

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
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